Transformers Generation 1 Fizzle (Sparkabot)
Function: Military Strategist
Motto: Planning a battle is ten time more important than fighting it.
Alt mode: Off Road Race Car
Weapon: defensive flame exhaust
Bio: If Fizzle were as good at his job as he claims to be, the Autobot/Decepticon war would've ended milennia ago. He rants loudly and arrogantly (especially when overindulging in cheap Energon) about all the grand designs he has for himeslf, belittling others while making himself out to be t genius whose "big break" is just around the corner. Fizzle blames any failure of his battle plans on the ineptitude of the soldiers involved. He drowns his regrets about a life wasted on pointless warfare by creating elaborate success fantasies for himself, which he smugly shares when inebriated. Fellow Autobots pity the tortured Fizzle in moments of clarity, he inevitably feels guilty and embarrassed about his rash statements.
Weapons/Abilities: Subject is skilled in designing land-based combat strategies. He is equipped with advanced logistics analysis equipment and can instatnly store and retrieve any terrain information in his geographical data banks for futre reference when plotting attack. In vehicle mode, Subject can go from 0 to 200 miles per hour in only .016 breems.
Weaknesses: Subnject's excesses lower his ability to plan effective strategy or perform in battle. he often stalls on left turns.